i love sex and cookies

it's monday, i'm at work, and i have a big deadline on tuesday. i'm working hard and trying to resist the lure of twitter: when something *much* more distracting comes my way in the form of an e-mail from a cute girl i know. it starts with:

so you seem like a girl who enjoys life, who's not easily offended, who's used to [...] x-rated pursuits...

and somewhere towards the end:

so what i'm trying to say is... fancy a threesome?

whilst it's not the first such offer i've had, it is definitely the most flattering.

i instant message cookie boy telling him about my offer, and he messages back asking if it's with two other women and if so, can i tape it for him. he thinks that i am joking.

although the offer is genuine and incredibly tempting, i know, even before i have finished reading it, that i cannot take it up. it's not that cookie boy and i are even that serious, it's just that i like where i am with him right now, and i don't want any awkwardness ruining my happy buzz.

still, that evening, as i write back decling the offer, i feel a little annoyed that i am letting my feelings for someone get in the way of my sex life. after all, if i had never met cookie boy, i could totally be having a threesome.

the mild irritation lasts all the up until cookie boy takes my clothes off and has sex with me. and i orgasm. twice.