brazil: tick!

i get to work today to find an e-mail from F1:

so who's mr brazil?! do tell!

last night i came home from pizza with a sexy brazilian boy in tow and naturally F1 & F2 want to know all about him. he's a friend of a friend and did i mention, he's sex-ay!

it was clear after about five minutes that mr brazil was just not going to cut it with the hard stuff. but it was actually kind of sweet. he gave me a massage, cuddled me and was just generally very affectionate and loving. and yeah, i've had better sex, but i've definitely had worse, too. plus he picked his dirty condoms up off the floor before we left and that deserves extra points in my book.