french men are not the best lovers in the world

i always intended to write and introduce F1 and F2, it's just that i never got around to it. they are, of course, my flatmates. i moved south of the river around the time that i split up with osg and have never looked back. it's something i should have done ages ago- not only is the area fabulous, F1 & F2 are actually really cool girls. (although sadly, i am unlikely to ever catch them bathing together.)

so F1 and F2 have both made it their mission to find me boys to sleep with. and although i didn't write about it, the night that i met the kid, i actually hooked up with a french guy from F1's work. he was a nice guy, quite cute really and not too bad in the bedroom. i was kind of looking forward to hearing from him again, when... i didn't. i sent him a text message a week later and there was no response. i was kinda disappointed but he'd told me at the time that there was someone else and he didn't want anything serious with me. (naturally i didn't want anything serious either, so i thought that was perfect!)

but today F1 tells me that she's heard gossip through the work grapevine and it has nothing to do with the other woman. apparently i now have a reputation at F1's work for "tiring men out". can you believe it?! we seriously only had sex three times... in any case, i'm on the lookout for a german boy now ;)