see you monday!

why, yes. yes, i do feel like a complete whore. they even put on welcome drinks for me. and they did this thing where everyone sits around and does the quiz out of the newspaper! how cool are they?!

and even if that guy from finance does look me up and down like i'm lunch, i still wish i could go back on monday like i've promised i will.

i am riddled with self-loathing and still trawling for an escape route. i've only got two more days to come up with the perfect plan. preferably one with a flawless execution strategy. suggestions, anyone?