and one more makes five

after the disastrous efforts of friday night, i'd completely written off saturday night in my head. looking back, that was probably a bit premature.

here's my fail-proof recipe for earth-shatteringly excellent oral sex:

1. find someone who is sleeping in a single bed at their parents' house
2. make sure he is only interested in cuddles (and tells you so)
3. when you get back to his single-bed room, ensure he puts a sign on the door that says "do not disturb" so that his parents do not walk in on you inadvertantly
4. ensure that he only cuddles you all night
5. wake up with his head between your legs
6. receive surprisingly exceptional, climactic oral sex - i'm talking wet, slow, arse-fingeringly good oral sex
7. think seriously about scoring a home run for the girls (after all, how many times do men leave us unsatisfied?!) but then decide that it was so good, you really should return the favour

my only regret is that i left my beret behind, and i miss it already.