the rain in spain falls mainly on the plain

as i wandered the familiar melbourne streets, glistening with the first rains of autumn, it occurred to me to wonder what the weather in london will be like. i mean, wet and cold, for sure. but how wet and how cold?

when i got home, i plugged "london" into my weather widget* and was astonished to see the 7-day forecast: 24, 22, 26, 18, 22, 23, 22. i pondered the serious and drastic effects of global warming.

ten minutes later, i was hit by an epiphany. it was just as i suspected: there's a "london" in arkansas.


*oh, you're one of those. yes, yes, i am.