pr0n

the problem with sharing your porn collection with someone is that they always want to claim it for their own. every relationship i've ever had, i've emerged sans porn. and since vsg is enjoying my dvd a little too much (not to mention, it's still at his house), i can see the writing on the wall.

so on my way to cocktail hour, i slip into club x. k and i look at every dvd on the private wall (gold private is on sale for $49.95). i am torn between cadillac highway (a girl moves to los vegas to meet her porn king uncle and is subsequently visited by elvis' ghost) and tropic island (girls go to an island and have sex.) in the end i go for cadillac highway because i fancy a bit of storyline. and did i mention it has elvis in it?!

i really really wanted to ask the shop keeper whether it was "the best he had." i'm almost positive that they keep the hard stuff in a locked box under the counter. after all, this is melbourne- not canberra. alas, i am soft. or perhaps just shy.... nah, can't be that.