why didn't i think of it sooner?

i have had an epiphany!!!!

video store guy has a bed! and it's only five doors down the road!

i am never sleeping on the couch again.

p.s. i checked and he hates romance. he doesn't even like to wine and dine. which is perfectly fine with me.
p.p.s. pity he's not as good as rg@osg.
p.p.p.s i can kill you with my brain