gone with the wind or aliens III??

we had arranged to meet up to watch movies (read: to have sex), but there were no specific details set. i hadn't heard from him and wondered how keen he was- i decided to text him:

me: so what movies are we gonna watch?
him: you, me, doesn't matter what we watch. something stimulating
me: i am sure i have something stimulating i can bring...
him: ermmm... ugghhh... gee... nothing much i else i wanna do to you, ahhh... i mean with you, watch movies with you [seriously, can you work out what that means?! i couldn't]
me: what?! so do you wanna watch porn with me or not?
him: i'm out to dinner right now, but i'll be home (10 doors down) in about an hour- call you then
me: are you saying you want me to come over tonight?!
him (an hour later): home now. love to see you x. wanna come round?

i walk down the street with my laptop and porn under my arm (as i'm just classy like that). i don't leave till the next morning.