move over belle de jour

no sooner do i decide to move to london do i get sacked, and then, five days of grace later, evicted. do i think i've made the right decision? why yes. yes I do.

there were a variety of very meaningful considerations to take into account, but i managed to find an answer for them all:

• will english men find me attractive? i still can't be sure about this one but i hear that english people are notoriously ugly, so should be okay
• how will i manage to pick up men without my fabulous apartment view and associated pick up line? i will have to find a flat with a view- it is my only option
  
• will i be able to find someone to work for that will find me sufficiently charming to overlook my part-time work ethic and over-priced contract rate? apparently i'll be hard-working in comparison to lazy poms and did i mention i'll be earning pounds?!
• where the fuck will i live? a lovely friend of mine (let's call him A1 in true bdj style since he's sure to continue to feature in my blog) has offered me the use of his bedroom indefinitely... selfless of him, don't you think?

so with that sorted, the only question left was: what should i name my blog? after all, belle de jour is really fucking boring these days.