well what did you think i was going to say?

well i knew i was a subject matter expert, but i didn't know that everyone else thought so too. today i got an e-mail asking me whether a) i'd be in a threesome with him and his gf, and/or b) if not, what should he do to rock her world on her birthday.

sadly, i had to go for b), to the exclusion of a) since i am in helsinki this week: stick it up her arse, of course.